Hello…is this thing on?

Well, now. Here we go. I know I’m supposed to write something witty and memorable, but “Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read” was already taken. (Groucho Marx)

You are now my test subject for this thing called a blog. Don’t worry, I’ll keep it short so it will only hurt for a little bit. My growing pains, however, may cause hives, shortness of breath, a change of hair color, excessive sweating, palpitations, double vision, loss of appetite, increased appetite, the whites of the eyes to turn chartreuse and/or short-term memory loss.

Now, what was I saying?

Oh, yes…with any luck, these ailments won’t rub off on you.

My hope is that you’ll find here some wit or trivia or thought that brightens your day as you come along with me on this quest for the holy grail of the great and powerful Google…1st page ranking.


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